REVIEW: “Texas Hold ‘Em” by Beyoncé

“She’s gone country, look at them boots / She’s gone country, back to her roots / She’s gone country, a new kind of suit / She’s gone country, here she comes“

THE TOP 10 WORST HIT SONGS OF 2023

“When did it end? All the enjoyment / I’m sad again, don’t tell my boyfriend / It’s not what he’s made for”

REVIEW: ‘Vampire’ by Olivia Rodrigo

“Oh, you were a vampire and now I am nothing at all”

REVIEW: ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith and Kim Petras

“I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours / But I think that God’s got a sick sense of humour / And when I die, I expect to find him laughing”

REVIEW: ‘abcdefu’ by Gayle

‘Fuck you, you ho / I don’t want you back‘

REVIEW: ‘Fancy Like’ by Walker Hayes

“Fancy livin’ here we come / La la la la la!”

REVIEW: ‘Astronaut in the Ocean’ by Masked Wolf

“She’s the only rocketeer in the whole damn place / They gave her a mirror so she could talk to a face / She still got plenty lonely but that’s just the case / With time, time, time”

REVIEW: ‘Mood’ by 24kGoldn ft. iann dior

“Don’t play me no rock ‘n’ roll / I don’t want to dance / Don’t play me no hillbilly / I’m too blue for grass / And that cheesy easy listenin’ stuff is for elevator fools / I’m in a real bad mood”

REVIEW: ‘Savage Love’ by Jawsh 685 and Jason Derulo

“Oil and grime, poison sludge / Diesel clouds and noxious muck / Slime beneath me, slime up above / Ooh, you’ll love my (ah-ah-ah) toxic love”

REVIEW: ‘Toosie Slide’ by Drake

“I won’t say anything at all / So why don’t you slide”