REVIEW: “Texas Hold ‘Em” by Beyoncé

“She’s gone country, look at them boots / She’s gone country, back to her roots / She’s gone country, a new kind of suit / She’s gone country, here she comes“

THE TOP 10 WORST HIT SONGS OF 2023

“When did it end? All the enjoyment / I’m sad again, don’t tell my boyfriend / It’s not what he’s made for”

REVIEW: “Try That In A Small Town” by Jason Aldean vs. “Rich Men North of Richmond” by Oliver Anthony Music

“Now I bitch about how things turned and how they should’ve been / The bridges that I burned and the trains I didn’t catch / Like a small-town hypocrite”

REVIEW: ‘Vampire’ by Olivia Rodrigo

“Oh, you were a vampire and now I am nothing at all”

REVIEW: “Last Night” by Morgan Wallen

“The only white rapper who’s allowed to say the N-word / I buy a bunch of ’em and put it on my black card / Now I got some street cred, use it ’til it’s maxed out“

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“And if you’re wondering if I hate you / I do”

REVIEW: ‘Fancy Like’ by Walker Hayes

“Fancy livin’ here we come / La la la la la!”

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“But I don’t wanna go out bad, wanna go out sad, wanna go out that way, no / I’m with the winnin’ team, they make sure I’m not in last place”